Posted by Silicon Valley and all its tech cronies have now officially fallen two giant steps behind a new Dutch innovation taking the world by storm. They have just unleashed Seering Eye Dogs. Even the most advanced robots synced to the Cumulonimbus clouds of super computers pale in comparison to these magnificent pooches.
The Dutch somehow managed to breed well-trained service dogs with a clairvoyant husky, resulting in prescient animals able to sense far more than upcoming earthquakes. And now Casinos in Las Vegas are starting to panic.
Under federal law, casinos cannot force service dogs to leave, even when said service dog goes on to beat the house 65 times consecutively in Roulette. Several sports books have already had to shut down.
Currently in line with bids for working with this new Dutch “technology” are several US defense contractors. Speculation has run wild concerning how far they can push this. Some prognosticators are optimistic they can use the dogs to replace everything from sonar to the CIA to even the President itself.
